Rudy Giuliani Is Turning 80 and Would Like an Electric Razor, an iPad, a Flat-Screen TV, and Cologne: Report

If you’ve been keeping up with the life and times of one Rudy Giuliani, you know that the former mayor’s life has become what could charitably be described as a joke. He owes creditors nearly $150 million. His radio show was canceled because he refused to stop airing discredited election claims. His licenses to practice law in New York and DC have both been suspended. A bankruptcy court judge all but called him a deadbeat. He has been criminally charged with trying to overturn the election in Georgia and Arizona—charges he denies—and in the latter state, prosecutors could soon issue a warrant for his arrest.

On the other hand, the old boy has a big birthday coming up, and his pals are apparently pulling out all the stops to celebrate!

Page Six reports that Giuliani is ringing in 80 with birthday parties in both Manhattan, at Midtown restaurant Amata, and Palm Beach. (According to the outlet, the NYC bash was “originally going to be held at Empire Steakhouse, but moved to Amata either to accommodate more guests or for financial reasons, depending on who you ask.”) And he’d like presents:

The gift registry on Amazon sent out by pals and seen by Page Six specifies which gifts should be sent to his Manhattan or Palm Beach addresses. A message told guests that gifts aren’t necessary, but if you wanted to give presents to refer to the Amazon registry.

The Amazon registry titled “Rudolph Giuliani… 80th birthday party, May 28, 2024,” shows that gifts already purchased for the former Trump adviser include—spoiler alert?—a home sleeper chair convertible bed…a Braun electric razor, LED chandeliers, a Shure microphone, a “cooling” comforter, and an iPad. If you’re looking to get Giuliani a gift, still up for grabs as of Thursday were numerous rugs—ranging from $229.90 to $516.21—a document scanner, a podcasting mic boom, the Armani Acqua di Giò spritz, and a flat-screen TV worth $3,199.

Giuliani is also, for reasons that are unclear, registered for “stain-blocking ceiling paint.” Those reasons, whatever they may be, are probably best left unsaid.

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