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Scott Bryan
I wonder what credentials the bakers can bring to biscuit week?
Maisim: “I like to eat them.”
Syabira: “I usually get them from the supermarket.”
Amazing.
Scott Bryan
Last week we said goodbye to Will, which meant that even though there was a Will there wasn’t a way (sorry.)
Scott Bryan
Why do the opening jokes of Bake Off always seem like they came up with them in a panic?
Scott Bryan
Anyway, as ever, let us know what you’re baking and what biscuits you are breaking ahead of tonight’s episode.
Scott Bryan
In another new feature I’m calling “COMMENT OF THE WEEK,” there was this A+ reaction to Paul’s moan during the technical, after standing like a statue all of the Signature.
Paul “this cake doesn’t look exactly like the one I didn’t give you adequate instructions for”
Scott Bryan
Alas it will be another 90 minute episode this week … but it is back to 75 minutes next week!
Still, makes me miss the old BBC 60 minutes.
I won’t be watching live tonight as the number of ad breaks made it unbearable last week.
So a lesson for C4 – too many adverts in your most popular shows and people may just fast forward and not see any off them!
Scott Bryan
Also Google carefully everyone. We’re all in this together.
Beware: a certain tabloid newspaper has published the name (and interview with) tonight’s #GBBO evictee… 2 hours before it airs.
— TV Zone (@tvukzone) September 20, 2022
Scott Bryan
In MANGO WATCH we had one use of mango in last week’s Signature by Maxy. Can we double its use this week?*
*Yes, this is a feature. Don’t encourage me or I’ll make a mango totaliser.
Hello and welcome to the Guardian’s liveblog for Bake Off. It’s biscuit week!
I’m Scott Bryan and I’ll be your guide as we pick apart how well the bakers are doing and discuss whether the recipes are worth the faff or whether everyone should have just gone to the shops instead.
Let’s start with a recap of last Tuesday’s episode, as I am well aware that there is a lot on.
We met the bakers! Everyone fell in love with Sandro and the lovely Syabira, who came out with the relatable line: “If I’m upset I’ll cry! If I’m happy, I’ll cry!”
Then, of course, there was the woman affectionately known as Compost Carole, who has the most memorable hair in the show’s history. She came out with: “This is my coffee and walnut. Who doesn’t like coffee and walnuts? Unless you don’t like coffee and are allergic to nuts!”
We were all united in shock when Dawn admitted she worked for Boris Johnson. And all the readers and commenters agreed on one thing: we loathe red velvet cake.
Janusz was awarded Star Baker. He is an utter delight, and he owns a sausage dog called Nigel. When he won Star Baker he was so excited he yelled down the phone: “I just wanted you tell you I won Star Caker in Bake Week!”
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