EU to ban sales of toilets to Russia on war anniversary

The main thrust of the trade embargo, worth €11bn a year, is to stop sales of high-tech items that can be used in Russian weapons systems.

This includes electronics, lasers, radio equipment, software, avionics, marine cameras, and rare-earth minerals, according to documents seen by EUobserver.

The list drills into minutiae, specifying items such as “molecular beam epitaxial growth equipment” (used in nanotechnology) and “4-anilino-N-phenethylpiperidine” (a precursor for making nerve toxins).

It also designates — for the first time ever — eight Iranian firms to be added to the dual-use export ban for supplying UAVs to Russia.

The companies are the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Aerospace Force, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Research, the Self-Sufficiency Jihad Organization, Oje Parvaz Mado Nafar Company, Paravar Pars Company, Qods Aviation Industries, Shahed Aviation Industries, and Concern Morinformsystem–Agat.

Another part of the new trade ban is meant to strike at Russia’s industrial capacity more broadly speaking.

This miscellaneous list includes “bidets, lavatory pans, flushing cisterns and similar sanitary ware”, as well as LEDs, hemp yarn, fork-lift trucks, mail-sorting machines, chimney pots, bricks, tyres, and even “pen nibs and nib points”.

Toilets became a symbol of how Russian president Vladimir Putin’s 24-year rule has done nothing to improve Russian people’s lives when Russian soldiers began looting them, first in Georgia in 2008, and now in Ukraine — because one in five Russian homes still don’t have them.

“Let them take the toilet bowls — they’ll need them on the road — and go back home,” Ukrainian president Volodomyr Zelensky said in a speech in January.

“You know they [Russians] used to talk about their biggest dream, to see Paris and die … their dream now is to steal a toilet and die,” he also said last April.

The EU sanctions are designed to enter into force by 24 February — the first anniversary of the war.

But the inclusion of symbolic items and obscure technology comes at the same time as Russia’s diamond and nuclear industries are being left off the hook yet again, risking a PR blowback.

It also invites the question why the EU has continued to export potential weapons components for the past 12 months of war.

One EU diplomat said this was because Ukrainians had captured Russian weapons, broken them open, and told their EU allies what was inside.

But the dual-use list also includes kit which doesn’t fall into that category and which would cause an outcry if any European firm was still shipping it to Putin’s goons.

The proposed ban covers “water cannon systems for riot or crowd control”, “fixed or mountable electric discharge weapons that cover a wide area and can target multiple individuals with electrical shocks”, and “fixed equipment for the dissemination of incapacitating or irritating chemical substances”.

It also includes “pyrotechnic devices when designed exclusively for commercial purposes (e.g., theatrical stages, motion picture special effects, and fireworks displays)”.

Russian industry aside, the EU is also planning to add RT Arabic and Sputnik Arabic to its broadcast ban on Putin propaganda megaphones.

It is cutting four more Russian banks from the Swift international payments grid, including Alfa-Bank, Tinkoff, and Rosbank.

It is imposing visa-bans and asset-freezes on some 130 Russian individuals.

It is banning Russian nationals from holding executive positions in “critical infrastructure” firms, such as owners of gas-storage facilities.

And it is planning to impose fines on banks and individual bankers who help Russians to hide their wealth in the EU.

The 10th round of EU sanctions will also be discussed by foreign ministers next week prior to adoption and is still subject to change.

According to EU diplomats, the new individuals to be blacklisted mostly cover Russian “propagandists” as well as politicians, military commanders, and civil servants, whose names will be familiar only to Russia experts, seeing as all the big personalities, including Putin himself, were listed long ago.

The EU is seeking fines “not exceeding 10 percent of total worldwide annual turnover” for banks up to no good.

But it aims to cap fines for individual bankers at €50,000 in total or €5,000/day for every day of ongoing non-compliance, in a sector where annual bonuses, let alone wages, often soar way higher than that.